| You want. | You want. |
| We need. | I want. |
| It's your decision. | The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want. | You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk. | I need to complain. |
| Sure, go ahead. | I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset. | Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
| You're...so manly. | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | I'm on my period. |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights. | I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient. | I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains. | and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... |
| I need wedding shoes. | The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| Hang the picture there. | NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise. | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? | I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful! |
| You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? | Too late, you're dead. |
| Yes. | No. |
| No. | No. |
| Maybe. | No. |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| Was that the baby? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep? |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish. | It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it ... we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look any different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.
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