Category Archives: Funny Quotes

Strange comments, phrases, quotes, and quips I’ve heard others say or have made up myself.

Could we not word it like that?

My wife drove me into work the other day, and noticing there were two people in the car, she slid into the high occupancy lane of the toll road. As she did so, she commented, “You’re HOV-positive.”

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A Level Perspective

There are a lot of applications available for the iPhone, and thanks to the magic that makes orientation detection possible, some clever person produced an application that visually shows a level, bubble and all. Today I was witness to a … Continue reading

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Amazing Pick Up

I recently visited a family that we’re particularly fond of. I’ve known many of their children since they were but mere infants. It had been a while, perhaps too long, and the infants were now in early grade school. One … Continue reading

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If you’re not here, raise your hand.

Last night I was watched a very impressive and emotionally compelling seance. It included objects moving on their own, volunteers themselves channeling spirits not a specific medium, where they’d revealing knowledge they couldn’t have, such as the contents of a … Continue reading

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I’m from Hell?

So, I go out to eat this evening and as soon as I walk in the door, the Korean waitress announces to all in the place that I’m from Hell. Yes, hell. Not only that, but I’m the devil. I’m … Continue reading

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Paper or what?!?

I was given an odd choice on election day… Continue reading

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Mom Quote

Only a mom would say this… Continue reading

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Now that’s fast!

From WebMD – “Victims usually die seven to 10 days after infection, although symptoms may not appear for up to 14 days.” Continue reading

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Rules for Pilots

This weekend, my sister and niece came to visit for the weekend. That meant going to a lot of playgrounds, getting wet in fountains, building things with blocks, and the big treat: going out for steak dinner. I invited my … Continue reading

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The Most Sublime Hot Dog

Explosive food, little old ladies, and an empty bucket on a train. Continue reading

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