Category Archives: Friends

Various thoughts, feelings, and dealings with various friends.

Amazing Pick Up

Posted on February 17, 2009 by Walt Stoneburner

I recently visited a family that we’re particularly fond of. I’ve known many of their children since they were but mere infants. It had been a while, perhaps too long, and the infants were now in early grade school. One … Continue reading →

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Never hand someone with a crush a hose.

Posted on January 27, 2009 by Walt Stoneburner

Never, ever hand a small child with a crush on you a hose. Continue reading →

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What Animal is the Rezehda?

Posted on December 23, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

I like to get my hair cut at the same place by the same Korean barber; it’s enjoyable because he’s learning conversational English, and I find it interesting to get an outsider’s perspective on picking up the language. He explains, … Continue reading →

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Home Improvement Goes Horribly Wrong

Posted on December 23, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

Anyone who knows me is aware that power tools and I do not get along. At all. Perhaps it seems from the time my dad handed me a huge power drill with a circle cutter bit on it with instructions … Continue reading →

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I Have an Autograph!

Posted on December 23, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

From Dec 20th, 2008 through Jan 3rd, 2009 the artists at ArtKlub have art on display at the Atlanta Bread Company near the Dulles Town Center mall. This Saturday and Sunday various local artists, including myself, got to hang out, … Continue reading →

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Now that’d be funny…

Posted on October 29, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

So, we’ve just finished eating at Arby’s and are backing out of the parking space when suddenly we see white van whip behind us at incredible speeds, clueless that we were in motion backing out. “He almost hit us!” exclaimed … Continue reading →

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What I meant to type was…

Posted on October 14, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

I just had another keyboard mishap moment this afternoon. A keyboard mishap moment is when you go to press one key, and you get two. Or you type one letter, and you’re off by a keystroke. Or, perhaps, you press … Continue reading →

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Muppet Bodies: The Exhibition

Posted on September 2, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

The display you really want to see is “Muppet Bodies,” where they take a bunch of preserved, dead muppets and puppeteers and cut them in half, showing you the insides… Continue reading →

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Rules for Pilots

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Walt Stoneburner

This weekend, my sister and niece came to visit for the weekend. That meant going to a lot of playgrounds, getting wet in fountains, building things with blocks, and the big treat: going out for steak dinner. I invited my … Continue reading →

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The Most Sublime Hot Dog

Posted on December 7, 2007 by Walt Stoneburner

Explosive food, little old ladies, and an empty bucket on a train. Continue reading →

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