Wii: Games to Get, Games to Avoid

I’m no good at first person shoot ’em up games, I dislike sports, I get bored easily with games that repeat, I don’t like repetitive button pressing that causes my wrists to hurt, and I get motion sickness. I do like lots of variety, humor, and having friends over for social gatherings. As such, I’m the perfect candidate for the Wii. Here are a number of games suitable for social occasions and similar personalities, especially ones that don’t like to read a lot of directions up front.

Here’s Walt’s take on what Wii games you want, and which ones you don’t. Keep in mind, this is biased by someone who does not enjoy first person games (ok, I suck at them), and who loves social party games as the Wii is a great source of fun for large groups.

Wii Sports: GET IT (OK, YOU GOT IT)
It comes with your Wii, and it is the defacto standard in my mind about how games interfaces should work. Everything naturally does what you expect. Even if you hate sports in the real world, you’ll love them on the Wii. Bowling, Golf, and Tennis are personal group favorites. Here’s a great tip, too – while most people focus just on the primary games, go to the training icon, there are a 15 more games hidden in there.

Rayman Raving Rabbids: GET IT
Over 70 multiplayer games and challenges involving masochistic bunnies and toilet plungers. This has to be one of the most entertaining and clever games, and it makes great use of the Wii-mote control and nun chucks. The only down side is that you have to play the story mode to unlock individual party games.

WiiPlay: GET IT
A handful of clever two person game that use the remote in interesting ways. The games are very easy to pick up.

Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz: GET IT
Primary game with 50 multi-player games involving monkeys in gerbil balls. Interesting use of the Wii-mote, as it uses more of a key-turning action combined with tilting. The only down side is that you have to read the instructions carefully before each game, and if anyone hits a button, the game starts prematurely. Why read the directions? Because some of the stuff is just so weird, you won’t figure it out by trial and error.

WarioWare Smooth Moves: GET IT
This game has some of the worst graphics you’ll ever see. However, a game doesn’t have to have eye-candy graphics to be fun, and this title comes with 200 micro-games. Often you’re given several seconds to figure out what you’re supposed to do, and make it happen. For instance, a fly and a flyswatter may appear on the screen, you have to mentally connect the two concepts and realize you need to make a swatting action with the remote. The Wii-mote is used in ways you’ve never imagined, and each one is taught in a humorous manner.

Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’07: MAYBE GET IT
If you’re a golfing nut, you want this game. It is far more complex than WiiSports, both in the realistic rendering as well as the physics modeling. It’s possible to make very realistic avatars of yourself. And for just as good as the game is for golf swings, it equally is deficient on having an easy interface – it is just too easy to select something you don’t mean to. For a party game, it can take quite a while to complete all the holes; people get bored easily. So, if you want to play golf, it’s great. If you just want quick fun, pick another title.

Super Swing Golf: AVOID IT
What looks like Manga combined with Putt-Putt is actually a what happens if you were to make a game using Microsoft Vista’s GUI. It looks pretty, but is damn annoying to use. For instance, in both WiiSports and Tiger Woods PGA Tour, you swing your club back, and then forward to strike the ball. Not here. No, you select on the screen a tiny button that says you’d like to take a swing. Then you raise and lower the remote to tell how much you’d like to hit the ball. Then you lock in your answer. Then you swing the remote. Nothing about the game feels like a natural golf swing. Plus the tutorials are long and horrible, they throw text at you as slow as the slowest child reader might read, but don’t let you practice – no you watch the computer to the maneuver rather than trying it yourself. This could be such a great game, but the interface is so painful, so very painful, so utterly painful you will give up before you ever make it to the second hole.

Mario Paper: GET IT, AND HAVE PATIENCE
I do know know what it is about games which have so much text dialog that the makers actually think it’s fun if you have to press next, next, next, next, next, … for ten minutes without actually playing anything or being able to skip. That’s the frustrating part of Paper Mario. Then things change. You’re forced to hold the remote sideways and use it like a traditional game console, that makes you wonder why this game was ever made for the Wii. But then, 3D mode kicks in, and it isn’t so bad. And then you start using the Wii as a pointing device to reveal objects, and things are actually okay. And then, you start getting weapons that require use of the accelerometers, and suddenly things are pretty good. The game is quite clever, but may require a use of cheat guide if you get stuck – some stuff isn’t so obvious to find.

Mario Party 8: GET IT
What starts off as a board game where you simply “press a button” to roll a die and move, things get fun quickly. You have more influence over the course of events than it first seems, and after every round there’s a party game that’s presented and unlocked. The games are quite clever and require the Wii remotes to be used in odd ways. The diversity makes it hard to get bored.

Elebits: MAYBE GET IT
Aside from some child book story art, the tutorials. Make you. Click the. Remote. After every. Concept. …the whole thing introduction is long, painful, disorienting, and had to skip. The story line is horribly forced and immature. However, if you can get through that, your Wii-mote is a kind of anti-gravity gun and with it you cause wanton destruction! By moving and shaking objects, you coerce little packets of energy to come out into the open. You gun collects them, becoming more powerful, allowing you to eventually pickup and throw extremely large object into one another, open and close doors, topple furniture, break things, and so forth, all to find more of the little energy creatures. The sheer destructive nature of the game appeals to your inner child that wants to mess up the house when the parents are away. However, if you don’t look where you point, you’ll get one of the worst motion-sickness headaches that makes any first-person shooter game experience pale in comparison.

The Legend of Zelda – Twilight Princess: GET IT
This is not a social party game but a first person role playing adventure game that’s going to require some serious time investment. The game, however, is very well designed so that there are interesting activities within the game itself that are just as rewarding, even if you don’t follow the main plot threads. The game makes pretty good use of the Wii-mote’s capabilities.

Sonic and the Secret Rings: AVOID IT, MAYBE
The game claims a hundred missions and 40 party games. But right out of the box it can feel frustrating. The Wii-mote is held sideways and used as a regular-old console game pad. Come on, the Wii is all about having a useful interface. One should be able to point on the screen, not use directional arrows on a keypad! There are some instances where the game redeems itself using the remote as the Wii intended, but not enough to make me happy about this game.

Mac to Windows: The Experience

I corrupted my Windows tech guru, turning him on to Apple. He explains from a Windows viewpoint what it’s like to deal with a bare-metal install on Apple compared to a pre-installed Windows system. In this review, we see a totally different perspective: rather than focusing on features, Marcus addresses the overall experience.

I have a good friend, Marcus. He’s a super-uber-master-wizard at Microsoft operating systems and has astounded me on numerous occasions with obscure tidbits of advice from secret registry edits to recovering from system crashes so bad that even Microsoft would recommend switching to Linux.

Why tell you about Marcus? Because I have corrupted him. Yes, it’s true — I showed him the Mac.

No, not the stupid little in-store demos where you can create a photobook with iLife; no, I gave him the real demo, the one reserved for hard core developers.

Marcus shortly thereafter obtained his own laptop, and quickly made the swap to OS X, abandoning in a fortnight over a decade’s worth of emotional ties to Microsoft.

Or so I thought. Marcus writes me, he’s got some new emotions pertaining to Microsoft.

What follows are Marcus’s own words, as only a Windows power-techie can explain. But this review of his isn’t about the features, it’s about the experience.

Marcus writes:

Macintosh. Every time I find another tool that Apple offers to make my life easier, I realize that the scale tips in there favor. I was able to rebuild that drive yesterday in under 2 hours using the transfer my data method from the OS CD. So as my positive experience increases with Apple, inversely that causes an increasing disappointment of Microsoft. I am still shocked that Apple will provide a utility that will allow you to replace your hard drive and automatically transfer not only your profile and files, but all of your applications and their licenses. I booted up and everything is working.

Marcus had an external Apple drive loaded with data and applications; he wanted to install a fresh new version of the OS on a different machine, but port over everything from the old disk – but not the older OS that was on it. Apple’s default OS installation does this automatically, cloning from another system.

Dell vs. McAfee. I bought a Dell Inspirion E1505 laptop for my nephew, Justin, to take to college with him. After putting in over ten years of technical support for various companies I’m now the technical support for the family when it comes to PC’s. I thought I would just open up the laptop and setup everything for Justin in advance. That way he could have one more kid moment when he opens the gift, it would be in a functional state and ready to work, i.e. play games.

I opened the box on a Tuesday night around 6pm. I got everything ready and turned on the laptop. Immediately things went wrong.

1) The network drivers were not loaded, so the system could not call Microsoft to register.

2) Once getting to the desktop, Internet Explorer crashed with a fatal error requiring a reboot.

3) McAfee was not installed correctly and reports too many errors to even cover. This required ALL of McAfee Security Center to be uninstalled.

4) Microsoft Update was not installed, rather they were using the old Windows Update. It crashed 3 times attempting to install this update. (Note: Microsoft Update patches all MS products, verses Windows Update, which only updates the OS.)

5) After Microsoft Update was installed, the real patches start to download. Two hours later on broadband, another GB of the hard drive gone, the system appears to be nearly functional.

6) At this point it’s getting close to 9pm on Tuesday. All of the Microsoft OS and applications are patched, registered and working properly.

7) I reinstalled McAfee. The installation appeared to go smoothly. The application no longer reports any errors and results in a HUGE green checkmark saying that my system is protected.

8) Next, I initiated the Update feature of McAfee and this is when it all goes wrong. A window pops up asking me to register my software now or later. Since I had purchased a 3 year contract with them, I would really like to do this to get full support from them. I select to register now and I got an hour glass suggesting something was going on, the screen flashed and nothing happened. I saw a little red circle moving next to the clock in the tool bar reporting that 16% of the updates were complete; however, the software was not registered. After the download is complete, it requested a reboot.

9) After the reboot, I did a right click on the M icon now next to the clock. This is McAfee Security Center’s ideal of easy access to their software. I was presented with several choices, but thought I would start with Product Setup. I selected that field, got an hour glass, a screen flash and nothing again. I decided to just select open Security Center this time. The application still reports everything is working properly within it’s horrible “Crayola” interface. I again attempted to verify if the updates were complete, so I selected Update. Again the register now button appeared and failed. After trying this several times, by 10pm I was completely done with this thing for the night.

Thursday (yes, I have a life and was busy on Wednesday):

1) I turned on the laptop and found that McAfee was still in the same state as I had left it.

2) I called India…rather, I called Dell’s technical support. They reported that this appears to just be a software problem and that I should call McAfee.

3) I called McAfee. Press # for Home Products. Press 1 to make a purchase, Press 2 for something, Press 3 for technical support. Technical support will cost you 2.90 a min, but feel free to use the free technical support on the web via right clicking the M on the toolbar and selecting Customer Support. (Note: You mean the M icon that’s broken and will not do anything for me. WOW, what a terrible idea!)

I decided to Press 1 to make a purchase. I told them I wanted to verify that I was a customer with them since I was paying for a 3 year subscription that I could not register. I gave them the Dell service tag number and I was not in the system. Then they asked for an email address or my customer number. I had to then explain again that their on-line registration was broken and that they would not have yet received any such information from me. They then asked for a phone number to look me up that way. Again reminding them that I had not given them anything yet to create an account. So, they manually created an account for my nephew. I thanked them for putting me in the system, but had to explain again that in now 6 days the application reports that if unregistered it will cease to function. They of course argued that I’m in the system and a paying customer. While on the phone, the application gave me yet another reminder to register.

Annoyed with McAfee’s mentally challenged support staff, I called Dell back.

I explained the situation of paying for software that is going to disable because it could not be registered. They worked with me for 45 min trying to find a solution. Then without pressing the issue any further, Dell informed me that I can simply request a replacement laptop within the first 21 days or my money back if I’m not satisfied.

Bottom line, Dell was so professional. Dell offered all the information I needed to just wash my hands of this whole matter. McAfee on the other hand really doesn’t seem to want to help anyone. Considering the choice between McAfee and Norton, I’m not really impressed with either, but at least Norton knows how to register their software.

To sum up, with OS X, Marcus was able to do something in approximately two hours that’s completely impossible to do with Windows: install an OS from scratch and move everything from an older system to it seamlessly.

On the Windows side of the house, even when it came pre-installed by an experienced vendor, it took him, a super Windows guru with a decade of experience multiple days and phone calls just to get Windows to a point where it could be given away as a gift.

Marcus, next time perhaps Justin would like a Mac? You did.

10,000+ Items Ranked At Amazon

I just ranked over 10,000 items at Amazon. Whoa.

10000+ Items RankedTo say that I’m a book junkie is an understatement. I love books.

Today marks a special day, as the number of items I’ve rated at Amazon.com rolls over the ten thousand mark.

Honestly, I was expecting something between the site blowing up and getting a coupon for a free book.

Looks like the next major milestone will be 4 billion.